Pandas Gone Wild! Part Deux
WARNING! This article is not for the faint of heart or loin! (CP2 i'm pointing my mouse in your general direction, which is ------> east!) This article contains graphic content not suitable for pandas under the age of two.
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"After Thailand's most popular animal couple failed to mate, zoo officials are gearing up for plan B -- a DVD they hope will get Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui in the mood for love."
If you missed last week's post on this lascivicious pair, click here:
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OMG, the picture in that article was more than I needed to see! "Clever" is all tryin' to enter the "Beautiful Forest"...
This all raises more questions than answers:
So, the article suggests that in the wild, Pandas would more frequently see others mating and would thus learn "how to do it" -- what? More often? Using more successful techniques?
Plus, they only get it on for three days per "season"?
Finally, how do they cast Panda Porn? What attributes are desireable in that industry? Whatever they are, you KNOW they're fake.
It figures that the blog would take off after the word PORN makes it's inevitable appearance.
Have we per chance stumbled blindly across yet another fetish that the interweb has shed it's seedy light on.
DOJ_Man
HEATHEN! PANDA PORNOGRAPHER!! I guess I am one of the faint of "loins" you write of, but I just think it's gross! Certainly it is not worthy of serious pandology study. I had such faith that this blog would maintain the high standards of taishanukkah, but I see it is just going to be one of those blogs that panders to this pop-culture of panda sex and violence. I weep a chicken tear for its loss.
Panders...get it?? Hahahaha!
Cry me a chicken tear CP2!!!! :D
(I can only hope that "chicken tears" becomes to this blog what "bacon pants" is to hax.)
Whooo hooo!! The picture I distributed made the blog!
BTW, looks like the world is really starting to notice the blog now. Just looked at the stats, big in Japan now, huh?
On an unrelated subject, how is Tai Jeannie adjusting to her new habitat? Does her new exhibit have as many places to run and play as her old one at PHB?
LOL. Yes Japan. Huge. Well, far anyway ...
The new "habitat" is great, thanks for asking! Guess what? there's a Starbucks IN the building! Which is good because it's close but is bad because "goin out to get coffee" takes all of two minutes, which is not nearly enough time away from the office.
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