PAT--RIOTS!!!!!!

Miraculous run has done the school's namesake proud.

"It's hard to gauge what this historic win has done for this university located just 20 miles from here, one that is named after one of the framers of the U.S. Constitution, an idealist who refused to sign the document because he wanted the abolishment of slavery included (history lesson courtesy of head coach Jim Larranaga)."

That'll do donkey, that'll do.

George Mason University is located here.