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Friday, September 21, 2007

Pandora?? Is that you?

If I ever got the chance to help zoo keepers examine a month old panda cub, this is how I envision it would go down.

First I'd prop her up on her little panda legs and make her 'walk' around the exam table, kicking all the instruments to the ground, and occasionally making the cub leap into the air (complete with airplane sounds) and land on a zoo keeper's head. Then I'd make her arms move, waving them wildly while saying "I'm a little panda - ROOOOAR" to all the other keepers, who by now are looking seriously annoyed. And then I'd smack her in the head with her own paw and ask her "Why are you hitting yourself? Huh? Huh?" as she squirmed to escape my grasp while the other keepers pinned me down so they get the straitjacket on properly.

Science be damned, it would SO be worth it!

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1 Comments:

At 11:03 PM, DC leetle seesterrrr said...

OMG!! no WONDER you love them pandas so much! i didn't ever see the resemblance until now, but gosh darnit, that little overgrown stick o butta DOES look like your faithful childhood playmate with her matted black and white fur and squished-in-with-love nose!

even then, you had an indescribable love for the Giant P. how beautiful... some loves never die...

 

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