My what big eyes you have!

Wanna show your support for victims of breast cancer? Then get topless and make yourself one of these awesome ceramic panda breast plates. For the price of 12 pounds (which according to my math, using today's exchange rate, carry the one...equals approximately 2,000 US dollars), you too can dip the twins in black paint and, ahem, make your mark on a dinner plate. Also available are plate designs in bumblebee and holiday pudding. Raise even more cash for cancer research by 'painting' an entire matching table setting! Just think of all the holiday mammaries and the impression you'll leave on Grandma this season.

Pictured above: a breast plate, and not the Gladiator kind either.