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Monday, March 06, 2006

For more Stickiography, a Wonkette blast from the past

In follow up to yesterday's WP chat transcript, i am posting a word search for "panda" on wonkette which brings up Ana Marie Cox's clever and oh-so-wonderfully-hagiographic Tai Shan posts from back in the day (circa late 2005):

Butter is the Color of my True Justice's Heart
[From 10/28/2005:] Reader CB has a suggestion: Pick the Stick! His honorable Butteriness, reigning panda of the National Zoo, combines the constitutional law experience of Harriet Miers with the adorability of John Roberts. "

Baby Panda Throw Down
[From Tuesday 11/11/2005] "Su Lin" vs. Butterstick: So the San Diego Zoo has named their baby panda Su Lin: "a little bit of something very cute." Overcompensate much, San Diego? You want a baby panda throw down?" [...panda fight...too cute!...]

Baby Panda Eats, Shoots, Please Don't Leave
[From Monday 12/5/2005:] "It's been brought to our attention that the Sichuan Wolong Panda Protection and Breed Center now has SIXTEEN BABY PANDAS. To be sure, they all probably have dumb Chinese panda cub names, like "Happy Fuzzy Cat-Bear," and "Gurgling Mammal" and "A Little Piece of Something Very Black and White," and none of them is the Stick, but it begs the question: WHY DO THEY WANT HIM BACK? We have one baby panda..."

Unfortunately a search for "panda" at anamariecox.com didn't turn up anything at all. Has Ms. Cox giving up the art of panda blogging forever? Say it isn't so! :(

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