pan' - da, noun.

A panda walks into a bar, orders and eats a meal, pulls out a six- shooter, fires it into the air, and starts to walk out. The puzzled waiter looks at him and asks, 'Why?' The panda throws a dictionary on the table and says: 'I'm a panda. Look it up.' The waiter finds the definition and reads, 'Panda: Large black and white mammal, indigenous to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.