stuck at work, so bored...hey what's this...EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Panda Preschool 2006 video

WARNING: The Pandologist General warns that this footage may cause dizziness, squealing and possibly a happy dance involving clapping of hands and flailing of extremities. It is advised that office/cube/building/city block mates be forewarned.

Umm, still stuck here. Let's see what else ... oh! This one came c/o another bored,trapped employee:

From some clever gentlemen, who could teach us all a thing or two about making the best of a lousy situation: Kosovo (a song parodied after the beach boys' "kokomo")

Alright, so it's not exactly 4 guys on treadmills, but you have to factor in that 1) they're burly soldier-dudes lip-synching and dancing to a beach boys' melody (nearly) straight-faced the entire time-impressive in its own right; 2) they are on duty it would appear with limited resources; and 3) they're in F$&#ing KOSOVO -- How many song parodies did YOU write while being shot at in a warzone? Also mega bonus points for the line "Milo -- se vich, You sorry summmabitch" set to the refrain.

Survivor: Cook Islands starts tonight with the new twist that's old news by now. It's a good thing I got all the decidedly un-PC comments out of my system already :) Let's just leave it at:

So far, I'm rooting for Team-I-hope-the-immunity-challenge-involves-math-and-not-driving... ohhhhh, this is going to be a FUN season!